Perry Stone

2012 will be a very interesting year. There are some folks who honestly believe this will be it for this big ball we inhabit. The Mayans had this calendar which supposedly ends in 2012 and therefore we will all perish like in the movie "2012." However, why does this have to signal the end of life? Could it be that the Mayans simply got bored and went on to something more fun. Maybe the Mayans said…"hey let's mess with the world's head thousands of years from now and this was the biggest punk of all time! Well, we can speculate all day but the fact remains there are some morons that are now preparing for the end of the world as you read this. This preparation includes giving away their homes and life savings.

So if you are one of these people, please contact me ASAP and I will be happy to take your home and life savings. And don't worry if the world doesn't come to an end. Just like politicians and the government, I make this promise…I will not spend a penny of your money or life savings. I'll return it all to you because I'm all about hope and change in 2012.

Trust me.

This message was paid for by Marian Berry, Bernie Maydoff and the people to elect Perry Stone for President.

P.S. I was born in the United States, but If you want proof I can post my birth certificate.